In defense of seltzer water

Have you ever met someone who likes water and also likes soda but hates seltzer water? I don't know why they don't like seltzer, it's the merger of two beverages (plain old water and fizzy soda) and it has no calories, right? Yet, many people are not down with the seltzer, poor, poor humble seltzer. Squeeze some lemon or some lime in that shit and it ratchets it's goodness up in huge proportions. You can even make it at home, try that with your fancy zero calorie sodas!